A wise man once told me that everything can be offensive. I always thought that was an exaggeration, until today.I came to work happy that my cousin is going to sell me a new laptop for $300, and my lady friend, whom I have been spending time with, decided to take our relationship to the [...]
I Screwed Up Blog
I Screwed Up–Story 1
My wife is going to kill me, again. By the way, my name is Leo Carroll. I woke up today in the back of large van that smelled like Patron, BO, and vomit next to two nude, sleeping white fat chicks. So my hairy, slim, caramel ass opened the back doors, and stumbled out the [...]
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Nicholas Jeff: The Dishwashed Cigarettes
I understand that sometimes a smoker have to smoke, even if it’s on the clock. But does he have to smoke every fifteen minutes–in total disregard of lunch rushes and the “team concept”? And someone please tell me how many smoke breaks do you have to take just to get by? Let me just tell you this story.
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Nicholas Jeff: Iced Tea Man
Hello, my name is Nicholas Jeff. Try not to make too much fun of my name, but I would agree that it’s pretty fucked up. And so is my life. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any horribly wrong with me, but I just get into these dumb situations that just drive me crazy.
