I understand that sometimes a smoker have to smoke, even if it’s on the clock. But does he have to smoke every fifteen minutes–in total disregard of lunch rushes and the “team concept”? And someone please tell me how many smoke breaks do you have to take just to get by? Let me just tell you this story.

Hello, my name is Nicholas Jeff. Try not to make too much fun of my name, but I would agree that it’s pretty fucked up. And so is my life. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any horribly wrong with me, but I just get into these dumb situations that just drive me crazy.